I tend to shy away from the "kewl" internet-isms like "LMAO"...but I truly am. The impaled Turtle seems to really fit the bill of non-generic logo option. As for "sick" (I'm assuming you mean vaguely sexual)...maybe something from the whole fat bottom/tight bottom thing from the wood descriptions. Maybe not.

Regardless, "the masses" will obviously want more of the logo thing and Nocaster's got the right answer...especially if the logo is a real metallic, platinum sort of color (as opposed to a plain ol' gray).